Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In a whimsical world where bizarre artifacts rain from the sky, players take on the role of a down-on-their-luck investigator known for their outrageous antics and a propensity for jumping to bizarre conclusions. The central mystery revolves around an array of mysteriously enchanted logs that have begun to appear throughout the town, each with its own quirky backstory and magical properties. Players must gather clues, interrogate quirky townsfolk (who may or may not be hiding their own secrets), and uncover the history of these logs. Along the way, sharp humor, unexpected twists, and eccentric characters will keep players on their toes as they race against time to prevent an impending wood-based catastrophe. Can you unravel the riddle of the logs before they turn the town into a lumberjack nightmare?