Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a disgraced forest ranger who has accidentally stumbled onto a conspiracy that spans the entire logging industry. As you roam through mysterious national parks, you're tasked with uncovering the identities behind valuable stolen logs that seemingly hold great economic power. Use your wit, charm, and a not-so-useful survival guide to navigate through a cast of quirky characters, solve puzzles, and make outrageous choices. Will you expose the log-bootlegging ring, or will you become a part of it? Gather clues, avoid hilarious pitfalls, and discover the truth in this bizarre text-based interactive tale.