In a quirky town where every wooden log holds a secret, you play as a failed detective turned amateur sleuth, tasked with unraveling the bizarre mystery of disappearing logs after a bizarre town festival. Each day leads you to eccentric characters—a lumberjack with a vendetta, a conspiracy theorist who believes the logs are portals, and a logger who speaks only in rhymes. Use your wits and charm to gather clues, make choices, and sidestep ludicrous traps as you chase the logs across this whimsical landscape filled with unexpected twists. Every interaction shapes the story, leading to one of multiple outrageous endings.