In a quirky, off-the-wall world where sentient logs can talk and have distinct personalities, you play as an unorthodox detective whose claim to fame is logging disputes. The game opens with you sprawled across a desk piled high with confused logs, each with a unique story about who they believe owns them. Through a series of entertaining dialogues and investigative scenarios, you'll navigate through silly conflicts, absurd testimonies, and unexpected twists in your quest to uncover the true owner of these logs. With your charm and wit, you’ll conduct interviews, search for clues, and ultimately piece together the chaotic relationships between the logs and their human counterparts in this hilariously engaging adventure.