In this uproarious text-based adventure, you play as a wildlife inspector given the task of determining the source of mysterious logs appearing in your local river. As you unravel the clues, you'll encounter a cast of eccentric characters – including over-the-top conspiracy theorists, quirky loggers, and an eccentric mayor with a penchant for theatrics. Navigate through a series of townsfolk interviews, wild accusations, and absurd investigations, all while deciphering the deeper connection between these logs and the town's quirky history. Will you solve the case, or will you end up logging more doubts than answers?