Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, absurd town that takes log collection to an Olympic level, you play as Cal, a disgruntled lumberjack turned amateur detective after the community’s prized logs go missing. Your journey through ludicrous narratives and eccentric characters reveals a convoluted plot involving secret wood-cutting societies, competitive lumber Olympics, and a curious conspiracy that’s deeper than just carpentry. Engage in witty dialogues, solve a series of ridiculous mini-puzzles related to log management, and uncover the truth behind the community's obsession with the perfect log. Your final goal? To return the logs and restore order — or just get them back for a laugh.