Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric detective, Ollie Quill, who specializes in the baffling world of log thefts from local lumberyards. Set in the whimsically absurd town of Timberville, you've been called in to investigate a series of log disappearances, each accompanied by an exaggerated tale of their origins. As you navigate through the town, interacting with colorful characters—including a conspiracy-driven woodpecker and a knitting club with a dark secret—you'll piece together clues, solve ridiculous puzzles, and uncover the truth behind the logs while avoiding outrageous log-related hazards. Can you maintain your sanity and solve the mystery before the logs roll away for good?