Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you are a washed-up forest ranger named Rick who unexpectedly finds yourself at the center of a bizarre mystery involving stolen logs from your beloved national park. As you engage with an eccentric cast of characters—from conspiracy theorists to overly friendly squirrels—you must gather clues, piece together the tangled plot, and confront a shadowy lumber syndicate with a penchant for bad puns. The deeper you dig, the more absurdity unfolds, challenging your wit and survival skills, all while trying to reclaim the stolen logs and save the park. Will you discover the truth behind the logs or become part of the mystery yourself?