Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

If these logs could talk, they'd probably tell me to get lost!

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In this quirky, interactive text-based game, you are the eccentric owner of a small, cluttered lumberyard in a town where the local loggers have mysteriously stopped working. Strange rumors swirl about a valuable magical log that grants untold power when combined with a secret rhyme. As the self-proclaimed detective of this lumber paradise, you must investigate the origins of these logs and uncover the truth, interacting with zany characters and following absurd clues. But be careful—your bumbling competitors, each hilariously convinced they are the rightful owner of the logs, are also after the magic. Choose your dialogue wisely, solve quirky puzzles, and engage in laugh-out-loud antics as you determine Who’s Logs Are These, Anyway?