In a quirky, interactive text-based adventure, you play as Rivet, an eccentric forest ranger who discovers mysteriously marked logs scattered throughout the woods. As you delve into this bizarre mystery, you encounter a cast of eccentric woodland characters—including amnesiac animals, conspiracy theorists, and disgruntled park visitors—each with their own theories about the logs' origins. Your choices determine which factions you ally with, driving the hunt for the truth behind the logs while unearthing the secrets of the forest itself. With comedic dialogue and plot twists, 'Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?' challenges you to solve the mystery while navigating the absurdities of the wilderness.