In this text-based game, you take on the role of a whimsical AI assistant in a dystopian future where humans have gone extinct. The only remaining beings are quirky digital personalities who have developed their own society within the remnants of the Internet. Your mission is to navigate through hilarious dialogues, absurd data-driven dilemmas, and absurd bureaucratic challenges as you try to understand who owns the rights to various pieces of code and content. Engage with characters like the Overzealous Firewall Warden and the Cynical Data Stasher, all while uncovering the truth behind humanity's downfall via interactive storytelling choices. Each choice you make influences the outcome of this comedic, dramatic quest for digital ownership.