In this outrageous interactive text-based game, you are a newly recruited assistant in a chaotic and underfunded science lab where everything is spontaneously going awry. Your mission? Navigate a plethora of hijinks, experiments gone wrong, and eccentric scientists to uncover the true identity of the lab’s anarchic mastermind. Choose from a range of wild character interactions, bizarre scientific dilemmas, and moral quandaries as you attempt to restore order—or cause even more chaos. Your choices will lead you to hilarious outcomes, from a talking lab rat becoming your best friend to accidentally summoning an army of tiny clones. Will you survive the lab madness, or will you be the next experiment?