In this unique text-based adventure, players assume the identity of a hapless intern at a mysterious secret laboratory run by a bizarre cast of eccentric scientists. As you navigate through wacky experiments gone wrong, outrageous side quests, and moral dilemmas, you'll need to make choices that affect not only your own fate but the future of scientific ethics. Balancing humor with an underlying critique of mad science, your goal is to discover who really owns the lab, all while dodging questionable experiments, absurd inventions, and the occasional sentient lab assistant who just wants to be human. Each decision leads to hilarious consequences, and the variety of unpredictable outcomes means no two playthroughs will ever be the same.