Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

In this irreverent text-based game, you wake up in a chaotic laboratory with no memory of how you got there. As you explore, you encounter a bizarre mix of zany characters, such as mad scientists, disgruntled lab assistants, and sentient experiments gone haywire. Your goal? To piece together the identity of the lab's true owner, which will lead you to the exit. But beware! Each interaction can either provide crucial hints or lead you down a path of absurdity with wacky results. Choose your words wisely, as your decisions will shape your fate and the fate of the lab's inhabitants. Can you unravel the mystery of the lab while keeping your sanity intact?