In this satirical text-based game, you find yourself in an abandoned laboratory that once belonged to eccentric (and slightly mad) scientists. Your task? To play as both the hired intern and the bickering spirits of the lab’s former owners, navigating their bizarre experiments gone wrong while trying to figure out who rightfully owns this place. Engage in absurd dialogues, make outrageous choices, and solve quirky riddles as you juggle the demands and egos of the lab's ghostly occupants. Can you survive this chaotic mix of science, humor, and mystery while figuring out the truth about the lab's ownership?