In this zany text-based adventure, you play as an underfunded, eccentric scientist who discovers that you've inadvertently been assigned to a top-secret research facility filled with absurd experiments gone wrong. Navigating a labyrinth of hyper-intelligent lab rats, particularly chatty specimens, and quirky colleagues with ridiculous usernames, you must decipher the mystery of who actually owns the lab and how to keep it from being demolished. Meet a cast of wild characters, complete hilarious experiments, and face off in quirky competitions as you uncover the lab's strange past and the antics that ensue. The choices you make will shape the bizarre outcomes of your adventure—will you end up saving the lab or blowing it up in the process?