Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

In this lighthearted text-based adventure, you are an unassuming lab assistant caught in a science experiment gone wildly wrong. When a mysterious green goo spills, you and your eccentric colleagues gain bizarre and unpredictable powers. As you navigate absurd challenges, solve hilarious conundrums, and engage in chaotic field tests, you must determine who among the quirky cast of characters truly owns the lab. With your newfound abilities, the line between genius and madness blurs as you humorously unlock new powers while balancing office politics. Can you figure out the secrets of the lab while reveling in the absurdity of your situation?