In this interactive text-based game, you play as an ambitious yet clumsy intern navigating the frenetic world of a chaotic research lab. Your goal: to create the next groundbreaking invention while thwarting the antics of an egotistical lead scientist, a rival intern with a penchant for sabotage, and a sentient computer that critiques your every move. Engage in hilariously absurd experiments, manage malfunctioning equipment, and interact with a quirky cast of characters, all while trying to discern who actually owns the lab and what secrets lie within its walls.