Step into the chaotic world of exiled scientists and rogue experiments where you navigate a dilapidated laboratory abandoned by eccentric geniuses. In this text-based game, you assume the role of a hapless intern who stumbles upon an outrageous scavenger hunt for the rights to claim the lab. Armed with a quirky sense of humor, you must solve bizarre puzzles, interact with the spirits of disgruntled former scientists, and piece together a deceitful narrative woven with strange inventions and encrypted notes. The choices you make determine not just your fate but the fate of the quirky creations that refuse to leave their lab, leading to hilariously unexpected outcomes.