In a not-so-distant future where mad scientists run wild, players assume the role of a witty lab assistant who wakes up to find themselves in a competitive experiment against a host of eccentric scientists. Each scientist represents a different archetype—from the vegan biohacker to the quirky alchemist—and each lab is a chaotic blend of wild science and slapstick humor. Players must cozy up with bizarre experiments, make remarkable (or ridiculous) choices, and sabotage the competition while also trying to complete their own outlandish projects. With every decision, the lab assistant navigates comedic catastrophes and unexpected alliances, all while trying to figure out who actually owns the lab (hint: it's more complex than just who pays the rent!).