In this zany text-based game, you play as a disgraced scientist who wakes up in a laboratory filled with bizarre inventions and mysterious artifacts, all of which might belong to a group of eccentric geniuses. As you navigate through a labyrinth of failed experiments, questionable ethics, and heated rivalries, you must figure out which mad scientist is the true owner of the lab while dodging their wild personalities and competing theories. Gather clues, engage in absurd dialogue, and make quirky choices that lead to drastically different outcomes. Will you reclaim your reputation or end up as an accidental lab rat?