You are Alden Crank, a disgraced scientist who awakens in a mysterious underground laboratory filled with bizarre experiments gone wrong and eccentric AI constructs. As the clock ticks, you must piece together what happened, who the real owner of the lab is, and how to escape this chaotic setup. With clues hidden in the warped experiments and a quirky cast of characters, your choices will lead you through an array of hilarious scenarios, unexpected twists, and bizarre confrontations. Solve puzzles, negotiate with the lab's sentient machines, and uncover a conspiracy that could change the nature of science forever.