In this side-splitting interactive text-based adventure, you play as an underappreciated lab assistant who discovers hidden experiments gone haywire inside the confines of a seemingly abandoned science laboratory. Solve bizarre puzzles and navigate through a gauntlet of quirky scientist personas, each with their unique dysfunctions and experiments that need managing—like converting stale pizza into a sentient AI or calming down a misbehaving miniature black hole. Your choices dictate the outcome, leading to outcomes that could either save the lab or cause a comedic apocalypse.