Step into the quirky world of experimental science where ethics are as flexible as the laws of physics! You play as a newcomer technician at a top-secret research facility, tasked with assisting a group of eccentric scientists on their wild experiments. As the experiments go awry, you'll have to make choices that affect the outcome of bizarre situations, like accidentally summoning a coffee-fueled monster or facing off against a sentient AI that believes it is the reincarnation of a historical figure. Your decisions determine the fate of the lab and possibly the world, in this absurd, hilarious, and occasionally dramatic text-based adventure!