In this quirky text-based game, you play as a lowly intern at a bizarre, low-budget museum dedicated to utterly useless artifacts. After an inexplicable theft occurs, the museum director tasks you with discovering whose item went missing before the big, embarrassing gala. As you interrogate a colorful cast of eccentric characters—from a conspiracy theorist curator to a disgruntled janitor—each conversation uncovers wild tales and hidden connections. Solve humorous clues, match items to their owners, and recover the stolen artifact while navigating a labyrinth of lies, inaccuracies, and hilarious misunderstandings. Will you unveil the identity of the thief or become the museum’s newest exhibit?