Whose It Is Anyway?

In a bizarre world where everyday objects have ownership disputes, you play as a charismatic lawyer for inanimate things. Set in a courtroom filled with quirky characters—think sentient bread loaves, arguing lamp shades, and dramatic laptops—you must navigate absurd legal battles. Players interact with a variety of cases, sorting out their convoluted ownership while facing off against rival lawyers and a hilariously incompetent courtroom staff. Using wit and creativity, you can present evidence, summon witty witnesses, and discredit ridiculously exaggerated claims in your pursuit of justice for the neglected inanimate.