In a quirky town where ownership disputes are the norm, you play as a hapless mediator armed with a snappy wit and questionable judgment. Your mission? Resolve outrageous disputes over bizarre things, like a local cat that inexplicably gained legal rights or a haunted toaster that refuses to toast bread for anyone but a community elder. Navigate through a series of increasingly surreal conversations and rich character backstories to uncover the truth of these ridiculous claims. Use your skills to piece together clues, sway opinions, and laugh your way through misunderstandings while unraveling the mystery of who truly owns what.