In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a disgruntled millennial who wakes up to find that the world has mysteriously divided into bizarre factions over ownership of absurd objects—like a cursed rubber duck or an antique blender. It’s your job to navigate social absurdities, decode hidden agendas, and outwit rival claimants through witty dialogue and clever decision-making. Choices you make will shape the narrative as you uncover the origins of this peculiar divide and decide if you want to become the hero, the antihero, or possibly a quagmire of both. With every interaction, you learn just how ridiculous ‘ownership’ really is.