In a world where objects possess personalities and fight for ownership, you play as an amateur mediator named Max. Tasked with resolving disputes between quirky objects—ranging from a stubborn old mannequin, a rebellious remote control, and a sassy coffee mug—you must navigate emotional outbursts and hilarious arguments as you determine who truly owns what. The game unfolds through branching dialogues and absurd scenarios where players can choose their responses, leading to unexpected consequences and comedic twists. Will you maintain your sanity while keeping the peace, or will you find yourself entangled in an all-out brawl of inanimate objects?