Whose It Is, Anyway?

In this risqué and witty text-based adventure, players take on the role of a recovering amnesiac who has landed in a mysterious diner that seems to exist in a dimension where everyone is extraordinarily possessive of their items. As you venture deeper into the diner, you'll encounter eccentric characters, each with their own odd beliefs about ownership. Decisions you make will lead to hilarious confrontations over the most trivial things—from a half-eaten donut to a lost sock. Solve quirky disputes, uncover the larger mystery behind the diner, and learn that sometimes, who it belongs to isn't nearly as important as getting a slice of the action!