Whose It Is, Anyway?

Whose It Is, Anyway?

Ownership is 9/10 of the law, and the other 1/10? Pure chaos!

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Step into a chaotic world where every claim to an item spirals into a hilarious debate! You play as Sam, a professional 'Who's It?' negotiator caught in an uproarious rodeo of outrageous property disputes among quirky characters. Navigate through a series of wild scenarios both in and outside the courtroom, using your wits to convince parties that a treasure map, an ancient artifact, or even a pet goldfish belongs to you—or should be left alone! Your decisions shape the outcome, and your attempts at crafting the funniest claims unlock unique dialogues, secret items, and outrageous puzzles. Engage in verbal slapfights, biting banter, and unexpected alliances as you seek to establish your ownership in the most ludicrous fashion possible!