Step into the shoes of Sam Talbot, an unassuming office worker who wakes up one day to find their life turned upside down. In a bizarre twist of fate, you must navigate a world where objects – from your coffee mug to the neighbor's cat – have claimed ownership and are now demanding attention. Engage in witty banter and outrageous negotiations with sentient items in this text-based mystery game. Craft your responses carefully as you unravel the mysteries of your personal belongings and their hidden histories, all while building (or wrecking) relationships in a surreal comedic landscape. Will you reclaim what's rightfully yours or end up with a lifetime subscription to Old Sock Weekly?