Whose Is It Anyway?

In a dystopian near-future, the world is ruled by a bizarre and outrageous lawsuit culture. Players assume the role of a renegade attorney specializing in cases of absurd ownership—think 'who really owns the moon?' or 'can you trademark a sneeze?'. Navigate a humorous and chaotic world filled with colorful characters, each with their own ridiculous claims. Players must engage in text-based courtroom battles, negotiate with eccentric clients, and unravel convoluted legal documents to win cases that seem impossible. Choices will affect the outcomes of the trials and the protagonist's reputation, leading to a variety of humorous endings that highlight the absurdities of capitalism and ownership.