In a world where ownership has become a relic of the past, you are a freelance 'Ownership Negotiator' tasked with determining the rightful owners of bizarre items. Armed only with your wit and charm, you navigate a series of ludicrous disputes between peculiar claimants, ridiculous scenarios, and the ever-looming threat of ‘Ownership Upheaval,’ a government policy that permits random ownership transfers at midnight. Each case takes you deeper into a web of enigmas and side-splitting shenanigans, where players choose dialogue options and make decisions that affect the outcome of case resolutions, leading to various hilarious endings.