Whose Is It Anyway?

In an absurdly chaotic world where ownership is determined by whimsy and negotiation, you play as Dex, a fast-talking, morally-flexible negotiator navigating a series of surreal and increasingly ludicrous scenarios. Your goal? To secure the rights to quirky items, outrageous properties, and absurd situations by charming, bribing, or outsmarting the bizarre cast of characters you meet. Will you outwit a time-traveling barista, strike a deal with a vengeful ghost over a haunted toaster, or end up in a surreal bidding war for the very air you breathe? The outcomes are based on your choices, blending humor and drama in unexpected ways!