In a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and outrageous situations, you play a freelance 'what's-it' consultant who is tasked with determining the ownership of bizarre and outlandish objects that appear mysteriously throughout the city. Players will engage in humorous dialogues, solve absurd puzzles, and gather clues from eccentric NPCs, including conspiracy theorists, street magicians, and reclusive artists. Each object has its own backstory and set of hilarious interactions, leading players to form unexpected friendships and adventures. Ultimately, the goal is to unveil the true owners of these bizarre items, all while navigating through comedic twists and turns.