In a world where every object has a sentient claim to ownership, you play as a quirky, down-on-their-luck lawyer specializing in object disputes. From a pen that insists it's been wrongfully borrowed to a couch that claims emotional damage due to negligence, you must navigate a court system where inanimate objects testify and offer humorous anecdotes about their time with humans. You'll need to gather evidence, negotiate with eccentric witnesses, and outsmart your opponents to become the ultimate advocate for the rights of the objects in your care!