Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

In a quirky town where every resident has a peculiar obsession with greetings, you, a defunct greeting card writer, suddenly find yourself embroiled in a mysterious 'Hello Scandal' after your signature phrase is found graffiti'd across various landmarks. As you navigate through absurd scenarios, meet ridiculous characters—like a conspiracy theorist who believes all greetings are coded messages—and uncover the dark truth behind the town's greeting obsession, your task is to solve who is stealing and misappropriating hellos before it drives the town to a comical tipping point.