Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

In a world where people's greetings have been mysteriously hijacked, you play as a quirky private investigator named Frankie Fumble, tasked with solving the case of the stolen salutations. Your journey takes you through a bizarre city filled with eccentric characters, from a sarcastic librarian who knows more than she lets on to a conspiracy theorist who believes hello is a government code. Use your wit, charm, and extraordinary interviewing skills to gather clues, piece together the identities of the greeting thieves, and restore the sanity of social interactions. Will your eccentric approach to detective work win back the hellos, or will the city forever remain in awkward silence?