Whose Hello's Are These Anyway?

Step into the chaotic life of Anton, a misanthropic greeting card writer who wakes up one day to realize everyone is using his quirky and often inappropriate card messages as their everyday greetings. As you navigate a series of unconventional social interactions, you must choose how to respond to the absurdity surrounding you, confront the criminal mastermind who has been stealing your card ideas, and unravel the mystery of the 'greeting epidemic' sweeping the nation. Along the way, you'll encounter an eclectic cast of characters ranging from zealous fans of your work to skeptics who think you've lost your mind. Make choices that will determine your relationships with these characters, the fate of your career, and perhaps the world of social interaction itself.