In 'Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?', you play as a quirky private investigator in a quirky city where people's greetings have mysteriously gone missing, resulting in awkward silences and social chaos. Your mission is to uncover the source of this bizarre phenomenon, navigating through hilariously eccentric characters, outlandish locations, and strange clues. Using your unique deduction skills, you'll piece together the mystery by piecing together each character's backstory and their relationship to the missing hellos. In this interactive text-based adventure, your choices determine the outcome, its mood swinging between gut-busting humor and moments of dramatic revelation.