Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

You are a disgraced former greeting cards writer, known for your uniquely strange and sometimes off-putting messages. One day you receive a mysterious envelope filled with random greetings from your past work, all signed by someone who identifies only as 'A Friend'. Deducing the identity of 'A Friend' leads you into the whimsical underworld of not-so-ordinary greeting card enthusiasts. Unravel bizarre mysteries by selecting text-based dialogue options, making quirky choices, and befriending eccentric characters as you piece together the clues hidden in the greetings. Every turn presents a choice: to embrace the absurdity of your past or reject it in favor of an unconventional new direction in life.