Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

Because if hellos come with strings attached, I'm getting a lawyer!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?', players find themselves in a peculiar town where everyone greets them with cryptic and wildly inappropriate compliments instead of hellos. As the new resident, you must navigate bizarre interactions, unearth the secrets behind each peculiar greeting, and uncover the mystery of the town's history. Armed with a quirky sidekick, a talking cat with a penchant for sarcasm, you’ll engage in hilarious conversations, piece together clues, and ultimately solve the riddle of the town's odd behavior, leading to either a comedy of errors or a shocking revelation.