Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

Set in a bustling dystopian metropolis where greetings and salutations have become a form of currency, the player takes on the role of a sarcastic outcast who has discovered a sinister plot to monopolize social interactions. As the player navigates through bizarre encounters with eclectic characters—from overly friendly robots to jaded greeting card vendors—they must unravel the conspiracy behind 'greeting theft' while learning how to exploit the absurd economy of hellos. Choices made throughout the story will influence the player's reputation and relationships, leading to multiple endings that challenge the notions of social norms and human connection.