Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

Step into the mismatched shoes of Sloane, a quirky private investigator with a knack for decoding social faux pas in a world where greetings have inexplicably gained sentience. As Sloane grapples with bizarre encounters—from over-enthusiastic handshakes to obscure greetings from foreign cultures—players must navigate a series of comedic mysteries that unravel the twisted origins of these rogue hellos. With eccentric characters, wild scenarios, and unpredictable dialogue options, each choice you make leads to absurd and hilarious results, all while uncovering the deeper, absurd conspiracy behind it all.