Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

Welcome to Greetopolis, where the hellos are more confusing than a cat in a dog park!

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Dive into the absurd world of 'Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?', an interactive text-based game where you play as Rex, a sardonic detective who specializes in solving the mysteries of misplaced greetings. The game unfolds in the quirky town of Greetopolis, where each hello carries a heavy backstory. Explore comically eccentric characters and unravel the tangled histories behind their greetings while racing against the clock to prevent an impending Greet-Off — a bizarre festival where the best and worst hellos are judged. Choices you make dictate the flow of the game, and hilarity ensues as you uncover secrets that lead to wild twists and unexpected revelations!