In 'Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?', you play as Max, a sarcastically witty private investigator with a knack for getting into ridiculous situations. Set in a world where introducing oneself is a serious crime, you must navigate through a tumultuous city where everyone has an alias but reveals absolutely nothing about their real identity. As you encounter quirky characters and collect absurd evidence, you'll have to piece together the mystery of a stolen greeting card sent from a secret admirer. Your choices will determine whether you get to the bottom of the enigma or end up as another side note in the city's paperwork. Prioritize cleverly crafting your questions, as the wrong approach could lead to slapstick failure—or, at worst, a multi-layered apology tour. Get ready for a thrilling investigation filled with laughter and absurd cross-referencing!