Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

In a quirky city where greetings are mysteriously missing from everyday conversation, players assume the role of a snarky amateur investigator who uncovers the bizarre truths behind the missing hellos. Each decision made in dialogue leads the player deeper into a web of eccentric characters, revealing a forgotten tradition that threatens to rip the fabric of polite society apart. Can you navigate through the absurdity, solve this social mystery, and restore the city's lost greetings before it's too late?