Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling city where everyone is hiding behind their screens, you play as a quirky social investigator tasked with uncovering the origin of random, mysterious greetings appearing throughout town. Each greeting seems to hold a hidden meaning, and as you interact with eccentric characters, bizarre situations unfold. Choices you make will alter the storyline, leading to unexpected encounters and hilariously dramatic outcomes. Can you decipher the strange greetings before they lead to city-wide pandemonium?