Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If you can't beat them, greet them... but don’t say ‘hello’ if you value your sanity!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Step into the quirky yet unsettling world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', where players assume the role of Max, a washed-up detective in a town where greetings have become mysteriously contagious. People everywhere are uttering bizarre, forgotten hellos that have magical consequences, turning everyday interactions into chaotic episodes. Navigate the absurdity of a town that thrives on eccentric social norms, interview wacky townsfolk, and decipher the clues behind the mysterious 'Hello Infection.' Solve engaging puzzles, unearth strange relationships, and uncover a conspiracy that threatens to turn every hello into a potential disaster—before your own greeting becomes the next casualty!